Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady.

"Despite ever after, the two lived happily."

playstation1graphics:

playstation1graphics:

why do food places have to give you that little tiny ass baby cup when you ask for water it’s so flagrant. water drinkers are treated like second class citizens in this country

you ask for soda they give you a trough sized cup, you’re treated like royalty. you ask for water they’re like oh baby wants his water? his wahwah? here you fucking go little man take this

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hashtagdion:

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

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wlwlenaluthor:

me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck

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Sweaty Palms

Just a bunch of twenty-somethings trying to figure their lives out.